This Is How Ted Cruz’s Former Roommate Watches The Debates – And It’s Hilarious

Ted Cruz’s former college roommate, Craig Mazin, never seems to be at a loss for things to say about Cruz. He hilariously takes to Twitter to blast Cruz at every chance he gets. Two months ago, he called Cruz “a huge a**hole,” and complained that Cruz would endlessly hit the snooze button on the alarm in their room. He also said that people shouldn’t worry that Cruz will win Iowa, because it’ll make him as viable as the last two Iowa winners – Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee.

Now, it seems that Mazin spent much of the New Hampshire GOP debate on Twitter, trolling the entire GOP field. Of course, he had to start in on Cruz before the debate even started:

Then came the debate itself, and, true to form, Mazin just absolutely laid into Cruz:

He couldn’t harp on Cruz forever, though, not with so much other baloney coming from that stage. On Marco Rubio:

On Ben Carson:

On Jeb Bush (and George W. Bush):

On Donald Trump:

And, of course, some very true observations of everyone’s immigration ideas:

Sadly, Mazin had to stop watching at one point because Ted Cruz was melting his brain and he couldn’t take it anymore:


Ted Cruz is unimaginably creepy, and one neurologist thinks he has the answer as to why. Cruz’s facial expressions are full of creep, and they go with his jerk persona. Mazin isn’t the only former classmate of Cruz’s that sees him this way. Jezebel spoke to more than 75 of Cruz’s former classmates, and they don’t have anything nice to say about him, either.

With all of this, is it any wonder that Mazin, upon finding out that a former roommate he couldn’t stand was running for president, would take to social media to give us an inside look at the man that Ted Cruz was, and likely still is? No, it really isn’t.


Image via screen capture from 8th GOP debate

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